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Cheetah Piss Feminized Cannabis Seeds
$52.00
5 Seeds Per Pack
Strain at a Glance
A 60% sativa hybrid with high THC and a citrus, fuel and sweet flavour.
Genetic Balance
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Key Information
- THCAbout 20–28%
- GeneticsLemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake
- TasteCitrus • Diesel • Baked dessert
- Indoor flowering time56–63 days
- Outdoor harvest timeLate September to early October
Specifications
| Strain | Cheetah Piss |
|---|---|
| Seed type | Feminized |
| Genetics | Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake |
| Genetic balance | 60% sativa, 40% indica |
| THC | About 20–28% |
| Taste | Citrus, Diesel, Baked dessert |
| Indoor flowering time | 56–63 days |
| Outdoor harvest time | Late September to early October |
| Yield | 450–600 g/m² indoors, up to 500–900 g per plant outdoors |
| Pack size | 5 Seeds Per Pack |
These figures are ranges, not promises. Flowering time, harvest date and yield vary depending on growing conditions: the grower, the method and the season's weather. "Mold resistant" means mold tolerant: less prone to mold and slower to be affected. No strain is 100% mold resistant. How we set these numbers →
Taste & Aroma Profile
Citrus zest and fuel — sharp lemon over the gas of its Cookies lineage — with a lingering funky sweetness from the Poundcake side; the aroma is loud, which is the point of the name.
About Cheetah Piss
Genetics & strain profile
Cheetah Piss is the Cookies-family strain with the unforgettable name: most often described as a blend of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Poundcake, it is a 60% sativa, 40% indica hybrid with high THC — often around 20 to 28% depending on the grow — and a loud lemon-and-gas smell that earned the name. It carries our beginner-friendly and harvest from September badges: easy to moderate to grow, and done before the October rains. It is a newer addition to the catalogue and does not yet have customer reviews, so the figures below come from our own grows rather than from reviewers; its Gelato relatives in the catalogue, several with reviews, give a sense of the plant. If you grow it, a review helps the next person. Our seeds are guaranteed.
How Cheetah Piss grows
It is a medium-height plant with the sturdy, well-spaced branching of its Gelato side, which takes well to topping and a net. Indoors it flowers in 56 to 63 days — eight to nine weeks — with 450 to 600 g/m² given good lighting and training; feed moderately, since Cookies-family strains burn easily, and keep humidity under 50% in the last weeks because the buds are dense and resinous. Outdoors it is ready from late September to early October, which suits most of Canada, with up to 500 to 900 g per plant depending on the season and the size of the plant — the top figure needs a full-season start in the ground and a stake by August. It is rated easy to moderate: the one thing it asks is odour control, indoors and out, because the smell carries. Soak seeds 12 to 24 hours and plant directly in warm, barely damp soil.
Taste, aroma and effect
Citrus zest and fuel — sharp lemon over the gas of its Cookies lineage — with a lingering funky sweetness from the Poundcake side; the aroma is loud, which is the point of the name. The effect is strong: an energetic head buzz with a smooth, easy body, a daytime or social strain rather than a couch one, and at 20 to 28% THC one to start small with. For its Gelato relatives, see Gelato 33 and Frosted Gelato; for other lemon strains, Lemon OG Kush and Mimosa.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does Cheetah Piss take to flower?
56 to 63 days indoors. Outdoors it is ready from late September to early October.
How much does Cheetah Piss yield?
450 to 600 g/m² indoors and up to 500 to 900 g per plant outdoors, depending on the season and plant size.
How strong is Cheetah Piss?
THC is often around 20 to 28%, depending on the grow. Start small.
Is Cheetah Piss easy to grow?
It is rated easy to moderate, and carries our beginner badge. Plan for odour control.
Is Cheetah Piss sativa or indica?
60% sativa, 40% indica — an energetic head buzz with an easy body.
How tall does Cheetah Piss get?
Medium height, with sturdy branching that takes topping and a net.
Why is it called Cheetah Piss?
The loud, sharp lemon-and-gas smell. It is a Cookies-family naming joke, not a description of the taste, which is citrus and sweet.
What are the parents of Cheetah Piss?
Most often described as Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Poundcake.
Where can I buy Cheetah Piss seeds in Canada?
Right here at Quebec Cannabis Seeds. Orders ship from Quebec within 24 hours on business days, in plain packaging, across Canada and to the USA, with a germination guarantee.
Want the full picture before you buy? Read our Cheetah Piss strain review, covering genetics, effects, flavour and how to grow it.
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