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Cheetah Piss Strain Review: Genetics, Effects and Growing Tips

Posted On 10/08/2026 By QCS

Cheetah Piss is a 60% sativa hybrid with high THC, about 20 to 28%, and a citrus and fuel flavour. It flowers in 56 to 63 days and is easy to moderate to grow. The name is a joke; the strain is not.

Strain review

Cheetah Piss at a glance

Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake. Citrus, fuel and a funky sweetness.

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Cheetah Piss cannabis plant
60%sativa
40%indica
THC20–28%
Flowering56–63 days
Outdoor harvestLate Sept – early Oct
Indoor yield450–600 g/m²
Outdoor yield500–900 g / plant
DifficultyEasy to moderate

Figures as listed on the QCS product page.

Cheetah Piss at a glance

GeneticsLemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake
Type60% sativa, 40% indica
THCAbout 20 to 28%
Flowering time56 to 63 days
Outdoor harvestLate September to early October
Indoor yield450 to 600 g/m²
Outdoor yieldUp to 500 to 900 g per plant
DifficultyEasy to moderate

Where Cheetah Piss comes from

Cheetah Piss is most often described as a blend of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Poundcake. The Lemonnade side brings the citrus. The Gelato and Poundcake sides bring the sweetness and the resin.

Taste and effect

The flavour is citrus zest and fuel, with a lingering funky sweetness. The effect is strong: an energetic head buzz with a smooth, easy body. With THC that can reach 28%, it is a strain to approach slowly if you are new to it.

Taste

Citrus and fuel

Citrus zestFuelFunky sweetness

Effect

Strong and energetic

An energetic head buzz with a smooth, easy body.

How Cheetah Piss grows

It is a medium-height plant. Indoors it flowers in 56 to 63 days and yields 450 to 600 g/m², given good lighting and training.

Outdoors it is ready from late September to early October. A single plant can give up to 500 to 900 g, depending on the season and the size of the plant.

Growing Cheetah Piss outdoors in Canada

A late-September finish puts Cheetah Piss at the edge of the Canadian season. In a year with an early frost, it may need protection in its last weeks. If your season is short, start it early or grow it indoors. For strains that finish sooner, see our September harvest seeds.

Common questions

What strain is Cheetah Piss? A 60% sativa, 40% indica hybrid, most often described as Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake.

How strong is Cheetah Piss? About 20 to 28% THC, depending on the grow.

How long does Cheetah Piss take to flower? 56 to 63 days indoors. Outdoors it is ready from late September to early October.

How much does Cheetah Piss yield? 450 to 600 g/m² indoors, and up to 500 to 900 g per plant outdoors.

Is Cheetah Piss easy to grow? It is easy to moderate.

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Related strains

If you like Cheetah Piss

It comes from the Gelato line, with a citrus side.

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